Plenty of parking space at Glanny Park?

Last updated : 13 May 2002 By Patrick Hill

Just the monkey's puppet
Thanks to you monkey our season ticket prices have gone up along with our club car parking. The board have understandably had to raise the prices of admission but at a time when a free car park has been built directly opposite Glanford Park, is it not just ignorance on the part of the board to raise the car parking price by 100%?

Maybe the clubs car park is 200 times better than the one opposite. Whatever the reason, even more people are now going to park in the free car park and justifiably so. I used to criticise the people who wouldn't pay a pound to park in the club car park but now that the match day prices have now also risen by two pound, most people will no longer be able to afford to park in the club car park.

It seems it is not just disasters that come in three's, it is also bad money making ideas by the club. At the open day last season, fans flocked to buy their new home and away shirts and now the club are asking them to do it again just twelve months later! Who do you think you are Mr Wharton? Manchester United chairman Martin Edwards?

While we have a chairman who is trying to imitate the most successful chairman in the world, it seems that there are a few successful footballers trying to imitate our own heroes, that's right the England players!

They're all getting injuries at the time you least want them to! Do they not fancy a trip to Japan and South Korea? Is there a conspiracy to injure all the England players? Well I'd just like to put my name down as tenth reserve, Sven might need to give me a call at this rate!

I'd just like to welcome the newly signed up columnist Dan, just a word of warning though, when Jim said in his column last week that Mr Thornhill makes us live in his basement dungeon he wasn't joking, its not all bad though, in fact am beginning to quite like it!

One on one on a pitch six by six was becoming rather tedious though so at least now we can play pass and shoot (with you in goal obviously). So bring some clothes that you don't mind getting dirty or eaten by Gareth and Lee the giant spiders that live with us. They'll eat anything!