Sorry Billy... England will have to wait

Last updated : 01 April 2007 By Iron-Bru
We did leave a clue for you - the line 'England are currently stuck in a frail loop of complacency'. 'Frail loop' is an anagram of April Fool.

The joke was inspired by speculation linking the talented striker, who netted his 27th goal of the season in Saturday's win over Bradford, with a move to Liverpool.

Regular users of the site will know we like to pull the legs of Iron fans once a year.

We took a year off in 2006 - though anyone suggesting a title challenge this season would have suggested we were April Fool's - but in 2005 we told you how Glanford Park would be renamed the Jeep Car Park in a sponsorship deal.

Other commitments saw us miss 2004, but in 2003 we revealed how then Iron manager Brian Laws planned to adopt a black and white striped kit to help the players pick out each other.

And a year earlier we had exclusive details of a plan to save then-crisis-club Lincoln City - merging with Scunthorpe to form North Lincolnshire United.

You can view our past April Fool stories by following the links below

2005 - Iron to play in Jeep Car Park
2003 - Radical shirt change
2002 - Lincoln merger plans

And although Sharp may not be lining up for England this summer, everyone at Iron-Bru.net is sure he has the ability to play at the highest level.